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Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.
Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks1.
Wow, the lady said, I must have worn these when I was 183.
Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, How old are you now?
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